We’d like to announce the launch of our celebrity site about pro wrestling couple, the Kendricks. Please check it out at www.wrestling911.com/kendrick
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The Kendrick’s New Website
On April - 14 - 2010
Something New from the ANU Syndicate (ANUS) Every Single Day
On March - 8 - 2010
We want to be the first thing on your mind in the morning, that’s why we offer you at least one new article every single day.
“The first thing I think of in the morning is what is coming out of the ANUS,” said Herman Meltonstein, an elderly reader. “I want to sit down and see a big pile of celebrity gossip, and when I think of big piles of steamy gossip, I think of this website.”
We find pleasure in having something new come out of the ANUS every morning. In fact, we are up all night churning new material, just so you can squat down with a hot cup of coffee and enjoy our work. If you find just one nugget of pleasure, we feel we have done our job.
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Jon Gosselin Settles with TLC (Satire)
On February - 17 - 2010
The fight between reality TV’s most famous dad, Jon Gosselin , and TLC is finally over.
“TLC has reached a settlement with Jon Gosselin and will be undertaking procedural steps to conclude the litigation,” the network said in a statement Wednesday. “Jon will receive six packs of smokes, some ‘douchbag’ t-shirts, hair gel, and three trips to see an Asian hooker.”
A source close to the situation says that “Jon is very happy with the deal,” and, “is just content to be rid of the bitch.”
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Crack Whores of America (CWA) Demand apology from TMZ’s Harvey Levin
On February - 15 - 2010
In recent comments to the media, Harvey Levin said that Amy Winehouse looks more and more like a crack whore every single day. Intended as a slur towards Winehouse, the CWA was greatly offended by Levin’s comments.
“We be workin’ every single night and makin money! What the hell has Winehouse done? She ain’t done nothing but be on TMZ,” said a cracked out representative of CWA. “Now I want some gaw damned waffles before I smack up in some bitches!”
The CWA is reportedly very angry with Levin’s comments, and they are now demanding an apology. They feel that Winehouse is much uglier and “more skankified” than your typical crack whore.
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Point / Counter Point – Heidi Montag’s New Lips
On January - 30 - 2010
Heidi Montag recently had ten cosmetic surgical operations. However, many people are saying that she looks worse after all the surgery. A particular item of discussion is that many people say that her lips look worse since the surgery. We’ve interviewed both Heidi and her lips, and we’ll let them give their opinions.
Heidi: “I think people expect you to look perfect. I had several botox and fat injections, which I think make my lips look more full. In fact, I think they look great!”
Heidi’s lips: “Leave us the fuck alone, bitch!”
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