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		<title>Gorilla Cop T-Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 17:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really like this shirt.  You should buy it.  That is all.  http://www.etsy.com/listing/34304702/gorilla-cop-cinder-organic-mens-t-shirt SnowMan Jones]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really like this shirt.  You should buy it.  That is all. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/34304702/gorilla-cop-cinder-organic-mens-t-shirt">http://www.etsy.com/listing/34304702/gorilla-cop-cinder-organic-mens-t-shirt</a></p>
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		<title>Need an idea for a term paper?  Write about Black Frankenstein</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 14:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all the scholarship devoted to Mary Shelley's English novel Frankenstein, there has been surprisingly little attention paid to its role in American culture, and virtually none to its racial resonances in the United States. In Black Frankenstein, Elizabeth Young identifies and interprets the figure of a black American Frankenstein monster as it appears with surprising frequency throughout nineteenth- and twentieth-century U.S. culture, in fiction, film, essays, oratory, painting, and other media, and in works by both whites and African Americans.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/frank.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1353" title="frank" src="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/frank.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="288" /></a>For all the scholarship devoted to Mary Shelley&#8217;s English novel <em>Frankenstein</em>, there has been surprisingly little attention paid to its role in American culture, and virtually none to its racial resonances in the United States. In <strong>Black Frankenstein</strong>, Elizabeth Young identifies and interprets the figure of a black American Frankenstein monster as it appears with surprising frequency throughout nineteenth- and twentieth-century U.S. culture, in fiction, film, essays, oratory, painting, and other media, and in works by both whites and African Americans.</p>
<p>Black Frankenstein stories, Young argues, effect four kinds of racial critique: they humanize the slave; they explain, if not justify, black violence; they condemn the slaveowner; and they expose the instability of white power. The black Frankenstein&#8217;s monster has served as a powerful metaphor for reinforcing racial hierarchy—and as an even more powerful metaphor for shaping anti-racist critique. Illuminating the power of parody and reappropriation, <strong>Black Frankenstein</strong> tells the story of a metaphor that continues to matter to literature, culture, aesthetics, and politics.</p>
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		<title>What is Sweetback&#8217;s Baadasssss Song?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song is a 1971 American independent film, written, produced, scored, directed by, and starring Melvin Van Peebles, father of actor Mario Van Peebles (who was also in the movie). It tells the picaresque story of a deprived African American man on his flight from the white authority. Van Peebles began to develop the film after being offered a three-picture contract for Columbia Pictures. No studio would finance the film, so Van Peebles funded the film himself, shooting it independently over a period of 19 days, performing all of his own stunts and appearing in several unsimulated sex scenes. He received a $50,000 loan from Bill Cosby to complete the project. The film's fast-paced montages and jump-cuts were unique features in American cinema at the time. The picture was censored in some markets, and received mixed critical reviews.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong><a href="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/200px-Sweetsweetback.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1339" title="Sweet sweetback" src="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/200px-Sweetsweetback-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Sweet Sweetback&#8217;s Baadasssss Song</strong></em> is a <a title="1971 in film" href="/wiki/1971_in_film">1971</a> <a title="Cinema of the United States" href="/wiki/Cinema_of_the_United_States">American</a> <a title="Independent film" href="/wiki/Independent_film">independent film</a>, written, produced, scored, directed by, and starring <a title="Melvin Van Peebles" href="/wiki/Melvin_Van_Peebles">Melvin Van Peebles</a>, father of actor <a title="Mario Van Peebles" href="/wiki/Mario_Van_Peebles">Mario Van Peebles</a> (who was also in the movie). It tells the <a title="Picaresque novel" href="/wiki/Picaresque_novel">picaresque</a> story of a deprived <a title="African American" href="/wiki/African_American">African American</a> man on his flight from the <a title="White American" href="/wiki/White_American">white</a> authority. Van Peebles began to develop the film after being offered a three-picture contract for <a title="Columbia Pictures" href="/wiki/Columbia_Pictures">Columbia Pictures</a>. No studio would finance the film, so Van Peebles funded the film himself, shooting it independently over a period of 19 days, performing all of his own stunts and appearing in several unsimulated sex scenes. He received a $50,000 loan from <a title="Bill Cosby" href="/wiki/Bill_Cosby">Bill Cosby</a> to complete the project. The film&#8217;s fast-paced montages and jump-cuts were unique features in American cinema at the time. The picture was censored in some markets, and received mixed critical reviews.</p>
<p>The musical score of <em>Sweet Sweetback&#8217;s Baadasssss Song</em> was performed by <a title="Earth, Wind &amp; Fire" href="/wiki/Earth,_Wind_%26_Fire">Earth, Wind &amp; Fire</a>. Van Peebles did not have any money for traditional advertising methods, so he released the <a title="Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song (soundtrack)" href="/wiki/Sweet_Sweetback%27s_Baadasssss_Song_(soundtrack)">soundtrack album</a> prior to the film&#8217;s release in order to generate publicity. Initially, the film was screened only in two theaters in the United States. It went on to gross $4.1 million at the box office. <a title="Huey P. Newton" href="/wiki/Huey_P._Newton">Huey P. Newton</a> celebrated and welcomed the film&#8217;s revolutionary implications, and <em>Sweetback</em> became required viewing for members of the <a title="Black Panther Party" href="/wiki/Black_Panther_Party">Black Panther Party</a>. The movie is an important work in the history of American cinema because it created a market for independent black films. According to <em><a title="Variety (magazine)" href="/wiki/Variety_(magazine)">Variety</a></em>, it demonstrated to <a title="Hollywood" href="/wiki/Hollywood">Hollywood</a> that films which portrayed &#8220;militant&#8221; blacks could be highly profitable, leading to the creation of the <a title="Blaxploitation" href="/wiki/Blaxploitation">blaxploitation</a> genre, although some do not consider this example of Van Peebles&#8217; work to be an <a title="Exploitation film" href="/wiki/Exploitation_film">exploitation film</a>.</p>
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		<title>Vonetta McGee dies at 65; film actress during 1970s blaxploitation era</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vonetta McGee, an actress whose big-screen heyday during the blaxploitation era of the 1970s included leading roles in "Blacula" and "Shaft in Africa," has died. She was 65.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Her big-screen heyday included roles in &#8216;Blacula,&#8217; &#8216;Hammer&#8217; and &#8216;Shaft in Africa.&#8217; She later appeared with Clint Eastwood in &#8216;The Eiger Sanction.&#8217; In the &#8217;80s, she had numerous TV credits</h2>
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<p>Vonetta McGee, an actress whose big-screen heyday during the blaxploitation era of the 1970s included leading roles in &#8220;Blacula&#8221; and &#8220;Shaft in Africa,&#8221; has died. She was 65.</p>
<p>McGee died Friday at a hospital in Berkeley after experiencing <a id="HEPHC00000140" title="Heart Failure" href="/topic/health/physical-conditions/heart-failure-HEPHC00000140.topic">cardiac arrest</a> and being on life support for two days, said family spokeswoman Kelley Nayo. Although McGee had been diagnosed with <a id="HEDAI00000107" title="Hodgkins Disease" href="/topic/health/diseases/hodgkins-disease-HEDAI00000107.topic">Hodgkin&#8217;s lymphoma</a> at age 17, Nayo said, her death was not related to the disease.</p>
<p>McGee was described as &#8220;one of the busiest and most beautiful black actresses&#8221; by Times movie reviewer Kevin Thomas in 1972, the year she appeared opposite <a id="PECLB0000006452" title="Fred Williamson" href="/topic/entertainment/fred-williamson-PECLB0000006452.topic">Fred Williamson</a> in the black <a id="01000000045938" title="Action (genre)" href="/topic/arts-culture/genres/action-%28genre%29-01000000045938.topic">action</a> movie &#8220;Hammer,&#8221; and had starring roles in the crime-<a id="GENRE000062" title="Drama (genre)" href="/topic/arts-culture/genres/drama-%28genre%29-GENRE000062.topic">drama</a> &#8220;Melinda&#8221; and the horror film &#8220;Blacula.&#8221;</p>
<p>She went on to appear with <a id="PECLB0000008311" title="Richard Roundtree" href="/topic/entertainment/richard-roundtree-PECLB0000008311.topic">Richard Roundtree</a> in &#8220;Shaft in Africa&#8221; (1973), and co-starred with Max Julien in &#8220;Thomasine &amp; Bushrod&#8221; (1974).</p>
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<p>McGee also appeared with <a id="PECLB001518" title="Clint Eastwood" href="/topic/entertainment/movies/clint-eastwood-PECLB001518.topic">Clint Eastwood</a> in the 1975 action-thriller <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv=lEc1aEYmiA8">&#8220;The Eiger Sanction,&#8221;</a> prompting The Times&#8217; Thomas to write in his review: &#8220;Her parrying with Eastwood, verbally and otherwise, is enough to scorch the screen.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I was pleased to see her get a role with Clint Eastwood,&#8221; said Williamson, who knew McGee before they made &#8220;Hammer.&#8221; &#8220;Not many black actors had that opportunity to be in a movie where color doesn&#8217;t matter.</p>
<p>&#8220;Vonetta McGee was like a lot of actors and actresses at that time, like myself, <a id="PESPT000893" title="Jim Brown" href="/topic/sports/jim-brown-PESPT000893.topic">Jim Brown</a>, Richard Roundtree, <a id="PECLB003968" title="Billy Dee Williams" href="/topic/entertainment/movies/billy-dee-williams-PECLB003968.topic">Billy Dee Williams</a> and <a id="PECLB002100" title="Pam Grier" href="/topic/entertainment/pam-grier-PECLB002100.topic">Pam Grier</a>, in that we had more talent than we were allowed to show because everything was perceived as a black project. Once they categorize you, your marketability becomes limited.&#8221;</p>
<p>McGee was no fan of the &#8220;blaxploitation&#8221; label that was attached to many of the films featuring black casts in the &#8217;70s.</p>
<p>That label, she told The Times in 1979, was used &#8220;like racism, so you don&#8217;t have to think of the individual elements, just the whole. If you study propaganda, you understand how this works.&#8221;</p>
<p>Although The Times reported that McGee &#8220;calls herself one of the lucky graduates of the black-film genre,&#8221; she pointed out that there was a difference between someone like <a id="PECLB003579" title="Diana Ross" href="/topic/entertainment/music/diana-ross-PECLB003579.topic">Diana Ross</a> and other potentially marketable black actresses.</p>
<p>&#8220;She has had the luxury of a studio behind her,&#8221; McGee said. &#8220;This is where a lot of us fell short. We all needed a certain amount of protection. But we were on our own.&#8221;</p>
<p>Among McGee&#8217;s <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0569144/">other film credits</a> are &#8220;The Lost Man,&#8221; &#8220;Detroit 9000,&#8221; <a id="ENMV00000691" title="Brothers (movie)" href="/topic/entertainment/movies/brothers-%28movie%29-ENMV00000691.topic">&#8220;Brothers&#8221;</a> (in which she played an activist based on Angela Davis), &#8220;Repo Man&#8221; and &#8220;To Sleep with Anger.&#8221;</p>
<p>In the &#8217;80s, her career turned primarily to television.</p>
<p>That included playing Sister Indigo on <a id="PECLB000538" title="Robert Blake" href="/topic/entertainment/robert-blake-PECLB000538.topic">Robert Blake</a>&#8216;s short-lived 1985 dramatic series &#8220;Hell Town&#8221; and playing a social worker who takes a con man played by <a id="PECLB00000010118" title="Jimmie Walker" href="/topic/entertainment/jimmie-walker-PECLB00000010118.topic">Jimmie Walker</a> into her home in the syndicated 1987-88 sitcom &#8220;Bustin&#8217; Loose.&#8221;</p>
<p>She also played a recurring role on &#8220;L.A. Law&#8221; and appeared in several episodes of &#8220;Cagney &amp; Lacey&#8221; as the wife of detective Mark Petrie (played by <a id="PECLB0000005814" title="Carl Lumbly" href="/topic/entertainment/carl-lumbly-PECLB0000005814.topic">Carl Lumbly</a>).</p>
<p>McGee and Lumbly were married in 1986 and had a son, Brandon, in 1988.</p>
<p>Born Lawrence Vonetta McGee in San Francisco on Jan. 14, 1945,<strong> </strong>she was<strong> </strong>attending what is now San Francisco State when she got involved with a local acting group.</p>
<p>She launched her film career in 1968 in Italy, where she appeared in the spaghetti western &#8220;The Great Silence&#8221; and played the title role in the <a id="010000000943" title="Comedy (genre)" href="/topic/arts-culture/genres/comedy-%28genre%29-010000000943.topic">comedy</a> &#8220;Faustina.&#8221;</p>
<p>In addition to her husband and son, she is survived by her mother,<strong> </strong>Alma McGee;<strong> </strong>three brothers,<strong> </strong>Donald, Richard and Ronald McGee;<strong> </strong>and a sister,<strong> </strong>Alma McGee.</p>
<p>A memorial service is pending.</p>
<p><a href="mailto:dennis.mclellan@latimes.com">dennis.mclellan@latimes.com</a></p>
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		<title>E-Bay and Smart Assed Afro-Squad</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SnowMan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See what Rodney Dangerfield, Mike Tyson, and KrazyMan have to say about some crap from E-Bay!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See what Rodney Dangerfield, Mike Tyson, and KrazyMan have to say about some crap from E-Bay!</p>
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		<title>Smart Assed Comments about E-Bay</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Afro-Squad speaks out about some stupid shit we found on E-Bay!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is what Rodney Dangerfield, KrazyMan, and Mike Tyson had to say about this E-Bay dog tuxedo!</p>
<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/TUXEDO-Dog-Tux-Groom-Wedding-Formal-Clothes-Bow-Tie-New-/350341423894?cmd=ViewItem&amp;pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&amp;var=&amp;hash=item905b0176aa"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1093" title="Untitled-2" src="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Untitled-2.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="865" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/TUXEDO-Dog-Tux-Groom-Wedding-Formal-Clothes-Bow-Tie-New-/350341423894?cmd=ViewItem&amp;pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&amp;var=&amp;hash=item905b0176aa">Buy it here.</a></p>
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		<title>The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. —Henny Youngman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. —James Holt McGavra

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. — Oscar Levant

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. —Minnie Pearl
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<p>The Afro-Squad loves women, but we are not sold on marriage.  So here are some of our favorite quotes on the topic of love and marriage! </p>
<p>SnowMan Jones</p>
<p>Remember, if you smoke after sex you&#8217;re doing it too fast. —Woody Allen</p>
<p>Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. —Jeff Foxworthy</p>
<p>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. —Sigmund Freud</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It&#8217;s called marriage. —Sam Kinison</p>
<p>Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn&#8217;t they&#8217;d be married too. —H.L. Mencken</p>
<p>Why does a woman work ten years to change a man&#8217;s habits and then complain that he&#8217;s not the man she married? —Barbra Streisand</p>
<p>When a man talks dirty to a woman, it&#8217;s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it&#8217;s $3.95 a minute. —Anonymous</p>
<p>The most effective way to remember your wife&#8217;s birthday is to forget it once. —Ogden Nash</p>
<p>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. —Henny Youngman</p>
<p>A good wife always forgives her husband when she&#8217;s wrong. —Rodney Dangerfield</p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t spoken to my wife in years. I didn&#8217;t want to interrupt her. —Rodney Dangerfield</p>
<p>There&#8217;s two theories to arguing with a woman; neither one works. —Will Rogers</p>
<p>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can&#8217;t face each other, but still they stay together. —Hemant Joshi</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn&#8217;t. —James Holt McGavra</p>
<p>Harpo, she&#8217;s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. — Oscar Levant</p>
<p>Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain&#8217;t so hot. —Minnie Pearl</p>
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		<title>Impotence Cure &#8211; Naughty Nurses</title>
		<link>http://afro-squad.com/blog/2010/06/impotence-cure-cheerleaders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Afro-Squad News Universe is a division of www.Afro-Squad.com, a humor based site dedicated to fighting the Man.  As you know, we have huge afros and an immense distaste for the system.  

Some of our "Army" work in the adult film industry, and were so inspired by our work that they decided to make a "big butt" movie with the Afro-Squad theme in mind.  Already being called the cure for impotence, this movie is already one of our favorites.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/naughty.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-879" title="naughty" src="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/naughty-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>The Afro-Squad News Universe is a division of <a href="http://www.Afro-Squad.com">www.Afro-Squad.com</a>, a humor based site dedicated to fighting the Man.  As you know, we have huge afros and an immense distaste for the system.</p>
<p>Some of our &#8220;Army&#8221; work in the adult film industry, and were so inspired by our work that they decided to make a &#8220;big butt&#8221; movie with the Afro-Squad theme in mind.  Already being called the cure for impotence, this movie is already one of our favorites.</p>
<p>Special thanks to Ivan for making it happen!  <a href="http://www.iamivan.com">www.iamivan.com</a></p>
<p>Click this link for the PG-13 rated trailer on Youtube:  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdJDQiT8fBo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdJDQiT8fBo</a></p>
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		<title>Smosh &#8211; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles</title>
		<link>http://afro-squad.com/blog/2010/05/smosh-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 20:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Afro-Squad?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just like these videos.  The Afro-Squad pioneered videos like these on the net in the 90s, and it is good to see a new generation of fools. </p>
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		<title>How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.</title>
		<link>http://afro-squad.com/blog/2010/05/how-do-you-get-a-one-armed-stoner-out-of-a-tree-wave/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 12:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"

The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sont.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1057" title="sont" src="http://afro-squad.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sont-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a> A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, &#8220;How much for that TV set in the window?&#8221;</p>
<p>The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t sell stuff to potheads.&#8221; So the stoner tells the owner that he&#8217;ll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, &#8220;I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?&#8221;</p>
<p>And the owner says, &#8220;I told you I don&#8217;t sell to potheads!&#8221; So the stoner leaves again.</p>
<p>He comes back a week later and says, &#8220;How much for that TV?&#8221;</p>
<p>The owner says, &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to tell you again, I don&#8217;t sell to potheads!!!&#8221;</p>
<p>The stoner looks back at the owner and says, &#8220;How can you tell I&#8217;m a pothead?&#8221;</p>
<p>The owner looks back and says, &#8220;Because that&#8217;s a microwave.&#8221;</p>
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