Afro-Squad Online Men's Magazine

Not since the mid 1970s has a more controversial picture of Bigfoot hit the Internet.  (Yeah, we know.  The Internet wasn’t nearly as popular in the 70s.)

ANUS reporters took this picture of Paris Hilton on Friday on her way to the Mtv Movie Awards.  Although reports initially determined that she was merely dating a bearded Brat Pitt, it has not been determined that she is actually dating a full grown male Bigfoot of west North Dakota.

“He’s just so fantastic,” stated Hilton.  “I just love him so much.  He is so much more polite than Jason Shaw was to me.”

When asked about Paris, Bigfoot just walked away into the woods.

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We know everyone has been inside one before, but why not own one?

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Last Tuesday, this semi-nude President Obama picture surfaced on the Internet.  Major news forums quickly reported Obama’s “nude photo,” but within days skeptics began to believe that the photo MAY be fake. 

“We normally don’t question information that we find on the Internet,” said an unidentified FBI agent.  “There is no reason for the Internet to lie to us, and we haven’t seen many incorrect pieces of information on that form of media.”

Despite the FBI’s belief, pundits still speculate that this picture MAY be doctored.  We’ll have more information as the story unfolds.     

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We just like this picture. 

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After DNA tests, it turns out that Barack Obama is 100% pirate.  This makes Captain Obama our first swashbuckler president.

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Special thanks for ROFLRAFFI.com for this pic. 

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PLEASE KILL EDWARD!!!

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The Afrosquad News Universe Syndicate would like to thank the proud members of the Afro-Squad Army for all their sacrifices in the their efforts to stop the Man.  Pictured left are the grandparents of Squad members Jordi Scrubbings, SnowMan Jones, Rated R Afro-Star, Afa, and KrazyMan.  These brave individuals fought in Iwo Jima back in in 1945, when the Man tried to take over China and much of Asia.

The Afro-Squad had just liberated Europe from the Man.  Here is to you, our liberators from evil.

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Fun pictures every Friday!

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