Would you expect anything less from the executives at Fox? We guessed not!
This afternoon, the producers of American Idol announced that Fox Broadcasting plans on bringing in the zombie corpse of former American Idol judge Paula Abdul to replace Simon Cowell when he leaves the show. They explained how her recent departure from prime time was only due to a slight bout with death, and that she is “as capable as ever” as a brain dead flesh eating night stalker.
“We feel this is a big win for the folks at Fox,” said a network executive. “Despite years of relative incoherant blathering, Paula has always been America’s favorite judge. I don’t think that America will even notice that she is a drooling flesh-eating zombie. It is hard to even notice a difference.”
Executives continued to explain that the contestants have nothing to fear from the brain-loving ex-cheerleader. They stated in a press release late on Thursday that “our contestants don’t even have brains. Besides, who is better to participate in Fox’s brain numbing programming than Zombie Paula? No other body will do.”
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Who’s going to win this year? Any thoughts?
Most of the time I don
i love ellen but this schtick was so lame. everything about last night was lame. i really believe this whole thing is totally fixed and scripted from day one. almost makes me not wanna watch idol.
Sorry to drop this one on you, but there are ALREADY gays serving in the military. Just because someone’s in the barracks with your 3 friends serving and don’t actively state they are gay, doesn’t mean they’re not. They could be and probably very well are sleeping, showering, eating, etc. with your 3 ‘straight’ friends currently serving.
what is wrong with you?
paula abdul cannot be compared to a zombie!
i bet you dont have anything good to do with your time so you just start making fun of celebrities that dont need mean comments about them online.
you dont even give a crap about what they go through day to day.
i would feel dirty just standing next to whoever posted this!